Sunday, May 14, 2006

Walking back home

Good news to my readers, i was not raped on my way home at 2 40am w00ts





After the movie, i headed home. I didnt want to take a taxi, i've been saving up to buy the locker and an screen protector, besides its a pretty exciting walk. After saying goodbye to the rest of them i headed back and trace the route that the bus 859 would have took to get back to yishun.




Sun plaza still have some people, especially in that new eating shop. A security guard was standing there, judging by the size of his belly, i doubt he can really do much if anything serious was happening.



I walked pass the small bus interchange, the whole place was empty and dark. The wonders of the night - the whole place looks more creepy, i instantly remembered the game Silent Hill, where there was a lot of places in the game that kinda resemble the bus interchange.











I was pretty shocked to see a red lights nearby. I was creeped out, at first i thought it was a telephone both and some cult members were putting candles in there preparing some sort of virgin sacrifice to some Demon God or something.








On closer inspection, it was just a chinese altar, whew i was worked up for nothing. So i continued on my walk.



Heard the sounds of crude words comming nearby, pia kias






my life is in danger




Brain:" Run"
Me :" kk"




So i walked faster, just in case the pia kias wanna come say hello to me.

















Roads are pretty empty, there was a lonely feeling walking back. Luckily there was still cars driving by, to show that i am not completely alone. I continue walking, there was a huge grassfield next to me. I was close to Sembawang shopping center. A couple of shops are still open - all of them food.






Passed by the shell and noticed that ....






The lights are faulty !!!




Then i reached the private estates, a more secluded path. The trees are more scary at night, like they are sinister spirits. Their bark look like wrinkled skin.






There was a nursery there, it looks much more sinister at night. A couple of games and movie of children getting killed filled my mind. Having a fertile imagination can really take a toll on your sanity.



The trees also make the place looks more dangerous, the side of the nursery wall looks haunting in the night. Who could have think that a place with so many kids in the day will become so creepy at night ?



So i continue walking and i reached the junction, nearby there was the usual canal of course.


The canal looks extra creep too in the night, a good place for monsters to hide !


It also looks a lot like those places where floating body parts will float on the water, i was more or less expecting to see a floating black plastic bag, crazy me XD












This muddy muddy place looks creepy too !











moving on ...




It was actually pretty exciting, i sometimes looked back instinctively. Didnt saw anyone except 2 boys walking towards sembwang. I guess it's pretty safe to walk beside the road.





Lots of car drove by, if there werent any cars, it will be pretty scary i guess.






Took a couple of pictures of the moon too




















And i walked on and on, and i reached the army base. Close to chong pang now. I saw a cat inside the base and i tried to take a picture - no luck. The place was too dark and the cat was too far. So i looked at the cat.









The cat looked back at me








And i continue walking, the cat followed









I stop










The cat stop,







I looked at the cat










It looked back at me,






And this went on for quite a while, all this staring at stopping and following.





On my way to chong pong, 2 guys cycled passed me, i was giving those " i am pretending not to stare at you but i am actually really staring at you" stare so i didnt really catch a detailed look of them, but i swear one of them really looks like my class mate Kian Lip.



Finally reached home, chong pang. The Macdonalds there is still quite crowded. I passed the church, i wanted to go in the church - they are pretty creepy at night. Regardless i continue walking and walking and walking. Saw three girls across the road. Meeting chio bus in late night can only mean your gonna get lucky, beaten up, rob or get your soul sucked out.





So finally in the end i reached home at around 3 am, damn tired, shall post on the movie tomorrow.

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

ITE first day

Today was the first day of my ITE and boy was it a boring day, full of sianzinising activities.


So i got up from bed, changed and headed to the MRT, at the MRT station i saw familar faces - last year sec 5 people, it actually happened that they too were going to bishan ITE. But aiya wasted because different class.


So i got there and look at the class listing then went to find my class at the auditorium, then the councilor leaders or something came out and give speech, there was this little show that they pulled together ...






Daughter :" i am home !!!"

Mum :" how did you get into a poly ?"

Daughter:" No i got into ITE and i am happy about it !!"

Mum :" ITE ... ?"

Daughter:" Did you know that ITE blah blah blah better blah blah blah go poly blah blah blah universitiy blah blah blah"


Then the guy sitting next to me muttered " crazy "




Then also got a few students at there sing song, not bad la their singing




And then we go play some icebreaker games. Sucks man one of the game you say your own name and do an action and everyone had to copy you. I wanted to make an extremely lame action but then i was the last one and before they got to me they decided to change game.








Then got a lot of other lame games la but the class still got that sian spirit there...






Then after that we tour around the school ....


Then lunch .... i went to the canteen then leave liao, no point eating alone there, its very boring and lonely .. too bad no one eat with me


So i went back to the auditorium and saw that malay girl sitting there reading book, so i thought might as well sit there and sleep too - but then it is so hot, find it difficult to sleep, cant get into a comfortable position. Then i went to buy those glass bottle of coke cola and went back there to slack. So useful thsoe bottle, not only can use to drink, but gang fight can also use as a weapon too


Then we reassemble later at one plus , the next event was this super lame treasure hunt.


Then go to the lecture hall listen to the tauy kay teacher talking about the school rules. Then i realised rachel sms-ed me back so i message her back again. I am so proud, i have imparted the knowledge of Hard Gay Razor Ramon to the seconday 2 students in canberra


And because of the sms-ing i didnt hear what the teacher said, however there is one thing i remembered



"No you are man now, young man"


Bwahahahaa a MAN !!!






Then my class head to the class room to fill in forms and stuffs like that - the form almost every single one repeats the same general question like age, gender, location. Then i fill in a lot liao then the teacher say can go home fill in




-.-




So then i headed home, one of my classmate went to ask the teacher school what time ends and he said starts at 8 ends and 4



OMFGWTFBBQ ??!?!!?

THAT IS LIKE 8 HOURS FOR CHRIST'S SAKE WOT DE FARK ?!?!




I cant believe it, i though ITE school hours will not be as much as poly but boy was i wrong, not only is it longer, its longer by 2 or 3 times -.-






Then go home one of my classmates waved goodbye to me, but now that i think about it wat with she was waving to someone behind me .... oh no the embaressment !!!






One of my classmate didnt wear sock so her feets were grazed hurt by her shoes and she ended up walking home bare-feeted rather then wanting to wear the shoe














So i went home then i saw wei jian that pervertic little bastard !!


Actually i saw him earlier at school but i cant confirm it is him because he looks boiled, apparently spending a day at sentosa has the effect of making your face red, as though a prawn which is put inside a pot of bowling water then turn from grey to orange


Then we took MRT home then he say all those what play ice breaker games that time can touch touch girls and all that, then say what got one look like jolin what a pervert !!

Report Book

Okay tomorrow ... i mean today my ITE starts, i have to be there at 0830 hour. So i was there looking at the piece of paper that they gave me on a list of things to bring and what the hell i have to bring my report book.



I wonder why they need me to bring my report book, its so weird, and besides my report book is nameless ...



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You must be thinking why my report book has no name, i dont know - whatever the reason is my friends are probably part of it ....


Things to do if your report card has no name card








Step one :



Steal your friend's report card, as demostrated below i already have one of my friend's report book in my possession


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Step two


Carefully remove your friend's name from the name card, doing this carefully to show that you have a great deal of respect for your friend's item


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Step Three:


Get your pen, and write your name over where your friend's name used to be



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And there you have it, a report card with your name on it !


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Whew so excited tomorrow ITE starts, i used to wish that my class hopefully will have a lot of girls, then the other day i went to buy my uniform almost everyone there is a girl. Then it suddently hit me - what if all my classmates there are girls, that will be bad, very bad.




Firstly i need some boys there too, or else all girls very paiseh ... i dont want to be known as the only boy in a all-girl class, but this probably wont happen, so i am probably thinking too much




And to all my friends, yes my burned ITE shirt is alright now, thankfully the burned area disappeared after i put it in water